The Definitive Data-Driven Encyclopedia of Political Absurdity
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A comprehensive, data-driven archive of the 45th U.S. President's most controversial and impactful moments.

2300+ ENTRIES DOCUMENTED

An Unprecedented Archive of a Presidency

Our platform provides the tools to dissect, analyze, and comprehend the events that shaped a tumultuous era in American history.

2300+ Documented Entries

Meticulously structured data with sources, scores, and fact-checks.

Interactive Visualizations

Discover patterns and relationships with D3.js-powered charts.

Fact-Checked

Every entry includes rigorous fact-checking and source verification.

Real-time Analysis

Thermal scoring system for danger, lawlessness, and absurdity metrics.

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Interactive tools and insights to understand the most documented presidency in history

Interactive Catalog

Browse 2300+ meticulously documented entries with advanced filtering, scoring, and real-time updates.

Data Visualizer

5 interactive chart types revealing patterns, trends, and insights across all dimensions.

The Enigma

Explore the biographical timeline and key events that shaped the most controversial presidency.

Real-Time Scoring

AI-powered thermal scoring across 8 dimensions: danger, lawlessness, insanity, absurdity, and more.

OUR MISSION

The Trump Files is a half-scientific, half-satirical counter-archive leveraging AI to scrape, catalogue, and analyze the most fucked-up things Trump has ever said or done.

We track not just headline scandals, but also the lies, insults, racist riffs, vanity spirals, corrupt little schemes, deranged policy theatrics, and primary-source Trump quotes that would get him laughed out of any hypothetical court of morality, ethics, manners, or basic human decency.

This archive exists to beat flood-the-zone amnesia, preserve receipts for the historical record, support accountability, and give people a way to remember the pattern instead of drowning in the churn.

Our goal? Jail, ridicule, or bar from heaven—whichever hits first.

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A comprehensive, data-driven archive documenting 1100+ incidents across 40+ years.

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Disclaimer: This website is a satirical archive and analytical tool. All entries are sourced and fact-checked. No endorsement of any political party or candidate implied.